[Computer lab joke] =====[Old joke program] .------------------------. |.----------------------.| || IQ || || Quiz || || What is the || || abbreviation || || for "mountain" || ||?_ || || || ) || || ( |'----------------------'| .-------. |&Apple ii/e [| ] | | [___]'| +------------------------+ +-------+ no matter what the user puts in it displays: .------------------------. |.----------------------.| || || || || || WRONG!!!!! || || || || || || || ) || || )( ) || || ( ) ( |'----------------------'| .-------. |&Apple ii/e [| ] | | [___]'| +------------------------+ +-------+ Waits a few secs then displays: .------------------------. |.----------------------.| || "mountain" is || || correctly || || abbreviated || || "Mt." || ) || || ( ( || || ( ) ) || || )(( ( || || ( )) ) |'----------------------'| .-------. |&Apple ii/e [| ] | | [___]'| +------------------------+ +-------+ waits 10 secs then displays: .------------------------. |.----------------------.| : || "Mt" || : ||Place your finger || : ||on your head and || : : ||repeat "Mt." 3 times. || : : : : || || : ): : :: || || )((: )::) || ||( ))(( (( || || )(( )))(( |'----------------------'|(.-------.) |&Apple ii/e [| ] | | [___]'| +------------------------+ +-------+ It again waits like 10 secs and the displays: : : .: .------------------------. . : : |.----------------------.| : : . || Your right, || : . : : || Your head || .:. : || IS empty!!!! || : :(::.: : || || :.)):.:: || || :(((::.( || || ::))))::)) || || (:(((((((( || || ))))))))))) |'----------------------'|(.((((((((( |&Apple ii/e [| ] | | [___]')) +------------------------+ +-------( It was so cool to watch someone acutualy do it. I actualy saw the teacher try it,and fall for it!!!! Krogg ,------. | Back | `------'