[Drunks#7]
"So what's in the paper today, Walter?"
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        /// __    __ \\\              __\___(__)____________
        /|| (O|  |(O ||\             |The New   | DAILY RAG |
        \_    (__)    _/             |"Clinton" |===========|
          \  ///\\\  /               |  Cigar   |  Senate   |
__________/\________/\____           | Sales in |trail will |
`.  ' .'  \  \   /  /.  '`\__________|   the    |begin soon.|__
. '  . `. `\  \_/  / ` .`` \         |$Millions$|          _|
________/  `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \        |          | New In  (__)
       /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\       |Dog Bites | Fashion (__)
______/`` . .' '.  .' . '\. `'\______|   Man!   |         (__)__
      |. `. ' .o '  . ' `/'` ./      |  ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE! |
______|' .   ` . .' .  '/`. `/_______| EXCLUSIVE|    Man    |__
      |'`   .  o ` .  '/ .` /        |          | Bites Dog |
      |'. `. . ' . .' /____/         |__________|___________|
      /______________/     \           /______|__|_______\
_____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/                   |__
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                     "Let's see... Well, the Senate is
                      starting the President's Trail,
                      after his Impeachment by the
                      House of Representatives...
                           That's nothing."

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         ////////// \\\              | The New  | DAILY RAG |
        /// __    __ \\\             |"Clinton" |===========|
        /|| (O|  |(O ||\             |  Cigar   |  Senate   |
        \_    (__)    _/             |Sales in  |trail will |
          \  ///\\\  /               |   the    |begin soon.|
      ____/\________/\____           |$Millions$|           |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          |  New In   |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_Dog Bites| Fashion  _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__) Man!   |         (__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE|   Man   (__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |


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                         "They won't remove him from office,
                          of course... Everyone says so. Near
                          as I can tell, all it's really about
                          is boosting C-Span ratings. They've
                              never had so many viewers."
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     GLUG" (_)_____||.''\             ______________________
          /(_)  (__/ ..``\           | The New  | DAILY RAG |
         /// \_  _/ \ ' .`\          | "Clinton"|===========|
         /\\   ||  //\` . .\         |  Cigar   |  Senate   |
         \_  //()\\  _\` `. \        | Sales in |trail will |
           \  ____  /  \' .  /       |   the    |begin soon.|
      _____/\______/\_/._'. /        |$Millions$|           |
_____/` ' \  \ ^ /  /.  '` /_________|          |  New In   |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/  /`  .``/          |_Dog Bites| Fashion  _|
   /. ' /  `\_/ \_/`.'`'./          (__) Man!   |         (__)
  /` . /' .` `.o. `. '.  |          (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)XCLUSIVE|   Man   (__)__
 \` `.\. `. `  o . `'    |           |          | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' |             |        @        |
    \____\`. .' `  .' ` .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\______________|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\             |           /          /         /
___/          /          |__________/          /         /___
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |          |        /


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                         "Then there's an article about
                          some fashion designer, who has
                          accquired the rights to reproduce
                          the "Lewinsky" dress. It promises
                          to soon be THE must have item in
                           every woman's wardrobe for the
 "!HIC!"                        next fashion season."
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     \    //////////\\                _\____________________
         ////////// \\\              | The New  | DAILY RAG |
        /// __    __ \\\             |"Clinton" |===========|
        /|| (O|  |O) ||\             |  Cigar   |  Senate   |
        \_    (__)    _/             |Sales in  |trail will |
          \  ///\\\  /               |   the    |begin soon.|
      ____/\________/\____           |$Millions$|           |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          |  New In   |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_Dog Bites| Fashion  _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__) Man!   |         (__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE|   Man   (__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |


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"Well, is that about it?"
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        /// __    __ \\\              __\___(__)____________
        /|| (O|  |(O ||\             |The New   | DAILY RAG |
        \_    (__)    _/             |"Clinton" |===========|
          \  ///\\\  /               |  Cigar   |  Senate   |
__________/\________/\____           | Sales in |trail will |
`.  ' .'  \  \   /  /.  '`\__________|   the    |begin soon.|__
. '  . `. `\  \_/  / ` .`` \         |$Millions$|          _|
________/  `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \        |          | New In  (__)
       /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\       |Dog Bites | Fashion (__)
______/`` . .' '.  .' . '\. `'\______|   Man!   |         (__)__
      |. `. ' .o '  . ' `/'` ./      |  ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE! |
______|' .   ` . .' .  '/`. `/_______| EXCLUSIVE|    Man    |__
      |'`   .  o ` .  '/ .` /        |          | Bites Dog |
      |'. `. . ' . .' /____/         |__________|___________|
      /______________/     \           /______|__|_______\
_____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/                   |__
    /               /_/_/_/          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |


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                          "Well, there's also a bit about
                           the new "Clinton" cigar. Looks
                           like the tobacco company that
                           sells it is going to make a
                           real killing. The supply can
                            barely keep up with demand."
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          //////////\\                _\____________________
         ////////// \\\              | The New  | DAILY RAG |
        /// __    __ \\\             |"Clinton" |===========|
        /|| (O|  |O) ||\             |  Cigar   |  Senate   |
        \_    (__)    _/             |Sales in  |trail will |
          \  ///\\\  /               |   the    |begin soon.|
      ____/\________/\____           |$Millions$|           |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          |  New In   |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_Dog Bites| Fashion  _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__) Man!   |         (__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE|   Man   (__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |


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          /(_)  (__/ ..``\           | The New  | DAILY RAG |
         /// \_  _/ \ ' .`\          | "Clinton"|===========|
         /\\   ||  //\` . .\         |  Cigar   |  Senate   |
         \_  //()\\  _\` `. \        | Sales in |trail will |
           \  ____  /  \' .  /       |   the    |begin soon.|
      _____/\______/\_/._'. /        |$Millions$|           |
_____/` ' \  \ ^ /  /.  '` /_________|          |  New In   |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/  /`  .``/          |_Dog Bites| Fashion  _|
   /. ' /  `\_/ \_/`.'`'./          (__) Man!   |         (__)
  /` . /' .` `.o. `. '.  |          (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)XCLUSIVE|   Man   (__)__
 \` `.\. `. `  o . `'    |           |          | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' |             |        @        |
    \____\`. .' `  .' ` .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\______________|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\             |           /          /         /
___/          /          |__________/          /         /___
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |          |        /


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 "I think I'd rather spend another couple
  of days in the drunk tank, than smoke
  one of those things, Walter."
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         ////////// \\\              | The New  | DAILY RAG |
        /// __    __ \\\             |"Clinton" |===========|
        /|| (O|  |O) ||\             |  Cigar   |  Senate   |
        \_    (__)    _/             |Sales in  |trail will |
          \  ///\\\  /               |   the    |begin soon.|
      ____/\________/\____           |$Millions$|           |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          |  New In   |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_Dog Bites| Fashion  _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__) Man!   |         (__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE|   Man   (__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |


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                                          "Oh... puff, puff... I
                                       ((  don't know about that,
                                      ))          George."
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         ////////// \\\              | The New  | DAILY RAG |
        /// __    __ \\\             |"Clinton" |===========|
        /|| (O|  |(O ||\             |  Cigar   |  Senate   |
        \_    (__)    _/             |Sales in  |trail will |
          \  ///\\\  /               |   the    |begin soon.|
      ____/\________/\____           |$Millions$|           |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          |  New In   |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_Dog Bites| Fashion  _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__) Man!   |         (__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)ANOTHER |EXCLUSIVE(__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)XCLUSIVE|   Man   (__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          | Bites Dog |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |


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