[Drunks#9]


             "My family dragged me off to one
              of those Alcholoics Anonymous
              meetings the other day, Walter."
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           ////////// \\\              | President |  DAILY RAG |
          /// __    __ \\\             | Considers |============|
          /|| (O|  |(O ||\             | military  |   WHALES   |
          \_    (__)    _/             | action in |SPEAK FRENCH|
            \  ///\\\  /               | Lithuania |   AT THE   |
        ____/\________/\____           |           | BOTTOM OF  |
  _____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|Increased  |  THE SEA!  |
      /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_tobacco   |           _|
     /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__)x causes |  EXCLUSIV(__)
    /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)prison   | Army plan(__)
  _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)oiting.  |  for new (__)__
   \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |           | ray weapon |
  __\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|___________|____________|__
     \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
      \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
      /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
  ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
      /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
  ___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
    /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |

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                          "Well, how'd it go?"
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       GLUG" (_)_____||.''\             ________________________
            /(_)  (__/ ..``\           | President |  DAILY RAG |
           /// \_  _/ \ ' .`\          | Considers |============|
           /\\   ||  //\` . .\         | military  |   WHALES   |
           \_  //()\\  _\` `. \        | action in |SPEAK FRENCH|
             \  ____  /  \' .  /       | Lithuania |   AT THE   |
        _____/\______/\_/._'. /        |           | BOTTOM OF  |
  _____/` ' \  \ ^ /  /.  '` /_________|Increased  |  THE SEA!  |__
      /`.`. `\  \_/  /`  .``/          |_tobacco   |           _|
     /. ' /  `\_/ \_/`.'`'./          (__)x causes |  EXCLUSIV(__)
    /` . /' .` `.o. `. '.  |          (__)prison   | Army plan(__)
  _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)oiting.  |  for new (__)__
   \` `.\. `. `  o . `'    |           |           | ray weapon |
  __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|___________|____________|__
     \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' |             |        @        |
      \____\`. .' `  .' ` .|             \_________________/
      /_ _ _\______________|             /______|__|_______\
  ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
      /\_\_\_\             |           /          /         /
  ___/          /          |__________/          /         /___
    /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |          |        /

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   "!HIC!"
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           ////////// \\\              | President |  DAILY RAG |
          /// __    __ \\\             | Considers |============|
          /|| (O|  |O) ||\             | military  |   WHALES   |
          \_    (__)    _/             | action in |SPEAK FRENCH|
            \  ///\\\  /               | Lithuania |   AT THE   |
        ____/\________/\____           |           | BOTTOM OF  |
  _____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|Increased  |  THE SEA!  |__
      /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_tobacco   |           _|
     /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__)x causes |  EXCLUSIV(__)
    /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)prison   | Army plan(__)
  _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)oiting.  |  for new (__)__
   \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |           | ray weapon |
  __\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|___________|____________|__
     \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
      \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
      /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
  ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
      /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
  ___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
    /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |

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  "It was the most ridiculous
     thing I've ever seen."
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          /// __    __ \\\              __\___(__)______________
          /|| (O|  |(O ||\             | President |  DAILY RAG |
          \_    (__)    _/             | Considers |============|
            \  ///\\\  /               | military  |   WHALES   |
  __________/\________/\____           | action in |SPEAK FRENCH|
  `.  ' .'  \  \   /  /.  '`\__________| Lithuania |   AT THE   |__
  . '  . `. `\  \_/  / ` .`` \         |           | BOTTOM OF  |
  ________/  `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \        |Increased  |  THE SEA!(__)
         /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\       | tobacco   |          (__)
  ______/`` . .' '.  .' . '\. `'\______|tax causes |  EXCLUSIV(__)__
        |. `. ' .o '  . ' `/'` ./      |  prison   | Army plans |
  ______|' .   ` . .' .  '/`. `/_______| roiting.  |  for new   |__
        |'`   .  o ` .  '/ .` /        |           | ray weapon |
        |'. `. . ' . .' /____/         |___________|____________|
        /______________/     \           /______|__|_______\
  _____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/                   |__
      /               /_/_/_/          /         /          /
  ___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
    /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |

  & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
   & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &

                                "... !burp! ..."
                              "How's that, George?"
             __________                  \
            //////////\\                __\_____________________
           ////////// \\\              | President |  DAILY RAG |
          /// __    __ \\\             | Considers |============|
          /|| (O|  |(O ||\             | military  |   WHALES   |
          \_    (__)    _/             | action in |SPEAK FRENCH|
            \  ///\\\  /               | Lithuania |   AT THE   |
        ____/\________/\____           |           | BOTTOM OF  |
  _____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|Increased  |  THE SEA!  |
      /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_tobacco   |           _|
     /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__)x causes |  EXCLUSIV(__)
    /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)prison   | Army plan(__)
  _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)oiting.  |  for new (__)__
   \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |           | ray weapon |
  __\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|___________|____________|__
     \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
      \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
      /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
  ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
      /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
  ___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
    /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |

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   "GLUG      |______|___
      GLUG   (_)     ||.'\
       GLUG" (_)_____||.''\             ________________________
            /(_)  (__/ ..``\           | President |  DAILY RAG |
           /// \_  _/ \ ' .`\          | Considers |============|
           /\\   ||  //\` . .\         | military  |   WHALES   |
           \_  //()\\  _\` `. \        | action in |SPEAK FRENCH|
             \  ____  /  \' .  /       | Lithuania |   AT THE   |
        _____/\______/\_/._'. /        |           | BOTTOM OF  |
  _____/` ' \  \ ^ /  /.  '` /_________|Increased  |  THE SEA!  |__
      /`.`. `\  \_/  /`  .``/          |_tobacco   |           _|
     /. ' /  `\_/ \_/`.'`'./          (__)x causes |  EXCLUSIV(__)
    /` . /' .` `.o. `. '.  |          (__)prison   | Army plan(__)
  _/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)oiting.  |  for new (__)__
   \` `.\. `. `  o . `'    |           |           | ray weapon |
  __\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|___________|____________|__
     \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' |             |        @        |
      \____\`. .' `  .' ` .|             \_________________/
      /_ _ _\______________|             /______|__|_______\
  ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
      /\_\_\_\             |           /          /         /
  ___/          /          |__________/          /         /___
    /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |          |        /

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    "Hell Walter, there wasn't a damned
     THING to drink in the whole place."
                     /
                    /
             __________
            //////////\\                ________________________
           ////////// \\\              | President |  DAILY RAG |
          /// __    __ \\\             | Considers |============|
          /|| (O|  |(O ||\             | military  |   WHALES   |
          \_    (__)    _/             | action in |SPEAK FRENCH|
            \  ///\\\  /               | Lithuania |   AT THE   |
        ____/\________/\____           |           | BOTTOM OF  |
  _____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|Increased  |  THE SEA!  |
      /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_tobacco   |           _|
     /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__)x causes |  EXCLUSIV(__)
    /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)prison   | Army plan(__)
  _/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)oiting.  |  for new (__)__
   \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |           | ray weapon |
  __\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|___________|____________|__
     \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
      \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
      /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
  ____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
      /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
  ___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
    /  ___     /   ___     / JRO      |         |         |

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