[Job Security]

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     "...And I git free eats down at El Mira's,
      an' free drinks an' - well, you know - at
      the Red Eye, an' the Mayor give me a new
     pair of spurs, an' the Banker started me a
     free checkin' account, an' the Blacksmith
      shoed my horse fer nuttin'. There's also
      this great ree-tirement plan, that goes
      with all these perks... So, what do you
      think, Rowdy? Sounds like a purdy good
                    job, huh?"




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     "Well I dunno, Lanky Don. It sure sounds like they
     got the benefits an' ever'thing. The pay doan sound
     bad, either. I figure you got all the qualificks fer
     this sheriffin' job, too... 'Cept for one, that is."



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   "You mean 'bout me not bein' able to shoot?"



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    "Well, I'd say that one deficiency you have
     just might make it a bit hard to collect
     that there ree-tirement plan you was talkin'
     about... To say nothin' of gittin' in that
       place fer your drinks and... you know."
 
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