[Martians-boozed]
             "At last, Frimthxp! We have
              finally obtained a sample
              of the Earthlings' primary
                     fuel source!"
                           /
        \__/  ____    \__/ /
        (oo) |____|)  (oo)
       //~~\\|sots|\\//~~\\
       \\__//|BEER| \/\__//
        //\\ |____|   //\\
  _____ \\//_|12oz|___\\// _______
       (_)(_)|____|  (_)(_)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Indeed, Zompflitz. We should
 investigate this substance, at
 once! It could prove suitable
  for use in our own thermo-
    magnograviconversion
      trifusionators!
              /
        \__/ /____   \__/
        (__) |____|  (__)
       //  \\|sots| //  \\
       \\__//|BEER| \\__//
        //\\ |____|  //\\
  _____ \\//_|12oz|__\\// _______
       (_)(_)|____| (_)(_)

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        "Perhpas, -HIC!- your suggestion
         that we imbibe it, -HIC!- was
         made too hastily, Zompflitz..."
                  \
                   \            "GLURG!"
     ___________      \__/   \__/ /
   /        /   \     (xx)   (xx)
__ |       |  _  |__ //~~\\ //~~\\ ___
   \________\(_)/   //\__////\__/\\
           .'  .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\ ""
          :  '  . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_)
           '..'...''

JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO

           "I concede that you are correct!
            -HIC!- I do not believe that
            I shall ever again be capable
           of upright locomotion, Frimthxp."
                          \
                           \
     ___________      \__/   \__/
   /        /   \     (xx)   (xx) (\
__ |       |  _  |__ //~~\\ //~~\\//___
   \________\(_)/   //\__////\__/\/
           .'  .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\
          :  '  . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_)
           '..'...''

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

           "I concur.  Notice, also -HIC!-
           the way that it has accelerated
            the speed of rotation of the
                 entire universe."
                  \
     ___________   \  \__/   \__/
   /        /   \     (xx)   (xx)
__ |       |  _  |__ //~~\\ //~~\\ ___
   \________\(_)/   //\__////\__/\\
           .'  .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\ ""
          :  '  . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_)
           '..'...''

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8888888888888888888888888888888888888888

              "You know, of course, what
                 this means, Frimpthx?"
                          \
                           \
     ___________      \__/   \__/
   /        /   \     (xx)   (xx)
__ |       |  _  |__ //~~\\ //~~\\ ____
   \________\(_)/   //\__////\__/\\
           .'  .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\ ""
          :  '  . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_)
           '..'...''

JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO

         "Indeed, yes. -HIC!- But how were
          we to ever suspect that the proto
           Earth primitives had such power
           sources as this!  Our plans of
               conquest are ruined!"
                   \
                    \             "BLURB"
     ___________      \__/   \__/  /
   /        /   \     (xx)   (xx)
__ |       |  _  |__ //~~\\ //~~\\ ____
   \________\(_)/   //\__////\__/\\
           .'  .'. "" /\/\"" /\/\ ""
          :  '  . ''.(_)(_) (_)(_)
           '..'...''

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