[Rowdy visits New York]
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/ \ \ "Pretty fancy lookin' eatin'
/ | | \ place. Well, it'll give me
\ | | / sumthin' ta tell the fellers
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| "Howdy, Miss! Nice day. Right pretty |
| dress you have there... I'm a stranger |
| to these here parts, and I'd be right |
| proud if'n you'd care to join me fer |
| lunch. How 'bout we see if we kin |
| choke down a dawg or two?" |
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"Thankyou, garcon. I do
care to order now..."
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& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
_______________ "I believe that today, I
| |\ |\ |\ | would like the virgin
| |_\|_\|_\ | fowl. Make certain it
| _|__|__|__ | is a virgin fowl; check
|~~~\_________|~| it yourself...."
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_______________ "..And with that, I would
| |\ |\ |\ | prefer a Chateau Latour. Make
| |_\|_\|_\ | certain it is a Latour; taste
| _|__|__|__ | it yourself before serving..."
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_______________ "And could you please open
| |\ |\ |\ | a window? I smell a horse.
| |_\|_\|_\ | There must be a cowboy in
| _|__|__|__ | the house."
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| | _|__ "Yeah, I reckon I would |
| |~~~\__ like to order now, Garson." |
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"BRING ME A DUCK! A WELL-FUCKED DUCK!
MAKE SURE IT'S WELL-FUCKED, FUCKIT
YOURSELF! AND I'D LIKE A GLASS OF
HORSEPISS TO DRINK! MAKE SURE IT'S
PISS, SON - PISS IT YOURSELF IF YOU
HAVE TO! AND KNOCK A WALL DOWN! I
SMELL A CUNT! THERE'S A WHORE IN
THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE!!!"
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| "Joe, I've got a couple of new |
| orders here for you, that I'm |
| afraid we're going to have a |
| little trouble filling..." |
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