[The Eulogy]
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"And so, dear bereaved friends and relatives,
Let us remember the departed, as she was in life.
She was a fine, a wonderful person, so filled
With joy and life, even if she was so ugly she
had to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink."
 
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