[The_storyteller]


         "You can just march yourself
         down to the office, William.
         I am NOT going to put up with
         any more of your outrageous
            stories, today!"
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  ||   ||   ||    Miss McGillicudy sent you to
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                 ____    "I don't know. All I was
                /   _)    doin' was what she asked
                \  (~O        ever'body to do."
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       "Well... she asked ever'body what
        did we do affer school. So, when
        it were my turn, I toldt her what
        I did affer school, yesterday..."
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       "...'Cause yesterday, I was walkin' ten
        miles home, an' I saw this big fish in
       the creek. So I jumped in an' caught it
       an' took it home. It weighed 89 pounds.
       I cooked it an' ate the whole thing for
              supper, all by myself..."
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                       "An, Miss McGill'cudy said
                 ____  it was all jus' a big story,
                /   _)  an' it was "rageous", an'
                \  (~O  to come see you 'bout it."
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   __________
  ||   ||   ||  ( Perhaps a bit of psychology )
  ||   ||   ||  ( would help this young man. )
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   __________
  ||   ||   ||  "Hmmmm... That's interesting.
  ||   ||   ||   Let me tell you what happened
  ||___||___||   to ME after school yesterday.."
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     "...There I was, walking home, when I saw
       this squirrel in a tree. So, I threw a
      rock up at it, and a DOZEN squirrels fell
        out of the tree. I picked them up, to
               take home for supper..."
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    "... After I had walked about TWENTY miles,
     this BEAR came out of the woods, and started to
    chase me, because he wanted the squirrels. I ran
    and ran, but the bear almost caught me. Then this
     little Chihuahua dog came out of nowhere, JUMPED
          on the bear, and broke its back..."
                  /
            ____ /
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                 "Now, young William, what do you
                       think about THAT?"
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                \  (~O
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     "Well, Prin'pal Strictly..."
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            "That was MY dog, and that's
             the SECOND bear he's killed,
                  this week."
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